The Forwarder's 10-step program

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I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I

DON'T forward an e-mail!

 

I will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward an e-mail.

 

Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money, Victoria's Secret doesn't know

anythig about a gift certificate they're supposed to send me.

 

Ford will NOT give me a 50 per cent discount even if I forward my e-mail to

more than 50 people!

 

I willl NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies fro Coca Cola,

Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an e-mail to 10 people.

 

I will NEVER see apop-up window if I forward an e-mail..NEVER -NEVER!!

 

There is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID

enough to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to

10 or more people!

 

There is NO kid with cancer through the Make a-Wish program in England

collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He is now cancer free

and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE POST CARDS, or GET -WELL CARDS.

 

There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving, colourful flowers,

characters, or program that I will receive immediately after I forward an

e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO, NADA!

 

And finally, I WIL NOT let others guilt me into sending things by telling me

I am not their friend or that I don't believe in God. If God wants to send

me a message, I believe the bushes in my yard will burn before he picks up a

PC to pass it on!

 

Now, repeat this to yourself until you have it momorised, an send it along

to at least five of your friends before the next full moon or you will

surely be constipated for the next three months and all of your hair will

fall out!