24 Thoughts To Get You Through Almost Any Crisis!

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1)Indecision is the key to flexibility.

 

2)You can't tell which way the train went

by looking at the track.

 

3)There is absolutely no substitute for genuine

lack of preparation.

 

4)Happiness is merely the remission of pain.

 

5)Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

 

6)Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

 

7)The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.

 

8)The careful application of terror is also

a form of communication.

 

9)Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast

to the real world.

 

10)Things are more like they are today than

they ever were before.

 

11)Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

 

12)Everything should be made as simple

as possible, but no simpler.

 

13)Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

 

14)I have seen the truth, and it makes no sense.

 

15)Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.

 

16)If you think there is good in everybody, you

haven't met everybody.

 

17)If you can smile when things go wrong, you have

someone in mind to blame.

 

18)One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.

 

19)By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.

 

20)Not one shred of evidence supports the

notion that life is serious.

 

21)There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

 

22)This is as bad as it can get, but don't count on it.

 

23)Never wrestle with a pig. You both get

dirty, and the pig likes it.

 

24)The trouble with life is that you’re halfway through it before

you realize it’s a "do it yourself" thing.