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[Guest guest]

Hare Krishna --

 

"The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will

sing, 'Break Forth Into Joy.'"

 

"During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of

hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit."

 

"Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The

pastor will then speak on 'It's a Terrible Experience.'"

 

"Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be

discontinued until further notice."

 

"Stewardship Offertory: 'Jesus Paid It All'"

 

"The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich

Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth."

 

"Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community."

 

"The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's 'Hamlet' in the

church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to

attend this tragedy."

 

"The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special

thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening

at the piano, which as usual fell upon her."

 

"22 members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs.

Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a

duet, The Lord Knows Why."

 

"A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday."

 

"Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full

choir."

 

"On a church bulletin during the minister's illness: GOD IS GOOD Dr.

Hargreaves is better."

 

Hare Krishna --

 

your servant, Balarama Dasa