Guest guest Posted December 12, 2001 Report Share Posted December 12, 2001 Out of the mouths of babes! The following statements about the Bible were written by children and have > not been retouched or corrected. > > > 1. The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. > > 2. A Christian should have only one spouse. This is called monotony. > > 3. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. > > 4. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. > > 5. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. > > 6. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble > with unsympathetic Genitals. > > 7. Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened > bread, which is bread without any ingredients. > > 8. The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. > > 9. Moses died before he ever reached Texas. > > 10. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol. > > 11. The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to > stand still and he obeyed him. > > 12. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with > the Finklesteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. > > 13. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives, and 700 porcupines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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