Jesus and Moses Play Golf

[Guest guest]

Jesus and Moses are playing golf and they're on the 10th hole. Moses hits

the ball and it heads straight for a pond. Just before the ball hits the

water, the water parts and the ball rolls along the bottom of the pond & up

onto the green. Jesus winds up and hits one to about the same spot. Jesus'

ball hits the pond, skips across the top of the water & up onto the green.

All of a sudden, lightning flashes and a golf ball drops out of the clear

blue sky. A squirrel catches the ball. A bird then picks up the squirrel who

drops the ball into the mouth of a fox who then walks over to the 10th hole

and drops it in. Moses turns to Jesus and says, "I hate it when your dad

plays."