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"How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"

 

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"How many times have you committed suicide?"

 

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Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?"

A: "Yes."

Q: "And what were doing at that time?"

 

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Q: "Can you describe the individual?"

A: "He was about medium height and had a beard."

Q: "Was this a male, or a female?"

 

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Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a dep-

osition notice which I sent to your attorney?"

A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work."

 

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Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK?"

What school did you go to?"

A: "Oral."

 

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Q: "You were not shot in the fracas?"

A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel."

 

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Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?"

A: "I have been since early childhood."

 

 

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