Guest guest Posted July 30, 2002 Report Share Posted July 30, 2002 "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?" ------------------------------- "How many times have you committed suicide?" ------------------------------- Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?" A: "Yes." Q: "And what were doing at that time?" ------------------------------- Q: "Can you describe the individual?" A: "He was about medium height and had a beard." Q: "Was this a male, or a female?" ------------------------------- Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a dep- osition notice which I sent to your attorney?" A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work." ------------------------------- Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK?" What school did you go to?" A: "Oral." ------------------------------- Q: "You were not shot in the fracas?" A: "No, I was shot midway between the fracas and the navel." ------------------------------- Q: "Are you qualified to give a urine sample?" A: "I have been since early childhood." --------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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