Guest guest Posted August 6, 2002 Report Share Posted August 6, 2002 > > > I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find > > > any. > > > ----------------------- > > > My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong > > > currant. > > > ----------------------- > > > A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. > > > He shouted," Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" > > > The doctor replied," I know you can't, I've cut your arms off". > > > ----------------------- > > > Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in > > > the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your > > > kayak and heat it. > > > ----------------------- > > > Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with > > > hundreds and thousands. > > > Police say that he topped himself. > > > ----------------------- > > > What do you call a fish with no eyes? > > > A fsh > > > ----------------------- > > > Two fish swim into a concrete wall. > > > One turns to the other and says "dam" > > > ----------------------- > > > Two fish are in a tank > > > One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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