Heaven

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Three women die together in an accident and go to

heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only

have one rule here in heaven ... don't step on the

ducks." So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there

are ducks all over the place.

It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and

although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman

accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter with the

ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together

and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a

duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"

The next day, the second woman accidentally steps on

a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a

thing, and with him is another extremely ugly man. He

chains them together with the same punishment

as the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting

to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very,

VERY careful where she steps. She manages to go months

without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter

comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever

laid eyes on ...very tall, tan, muscular, and with good

hair. St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.

The woman remarks, "I wonder what I did to deserve being

chained to you for all of eternity?" And the guy

says, "Well, I don't know what you did, but I

stepped on a duck."