Sept. 7th, 2002 - 75th anniversary of Television

[Guest guest]

I got a .44 magnum, solid steel cast

and in the Blessed name of Elvis, I let it blast.

My TV lay in pieces right at my feet

and they arrested me for disturbing the almighty peace..

Granted, using firearms on home electronics is sometimes frowned upon.

But Judge, there was fifty-seven channels, and nothing on.

 

Anonymous

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For more info on the history of that evil contraption, sometimes known as

the "idiot box", or the "boob tube", go here: http://www.philo75.com/