Guest guest Posted September 9, 2002 Report Share Posted September 9, 2002 > signs in the UK > > > >>British Signs: > >> > >>Spotted in a toilet of a London office: > >>TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW > >> > >>In a Laundromat: > >>AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT > >>GOES OUT > >> > >>In a London department store: > >>BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS > >> > >>In an office: > >>WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK > >>OR > >>FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN > >> > >>In an office: > >>AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE > >>DRAINING BOARD > >> > >>Outside a secondhand shop: > >>WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR > >>WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? > >> > >> > >>Notice in health food shop window: > >>CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS > >> > >>Spotted in a safari park: > >>ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR > >> > >>Seen during a conference: > >>FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON > >>THE > >>FIRST FLOOR > >> > >>Notice in a field: > >>THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL > >>CHARGES > >> > >>Message on a leaflet: > >>IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS > >> > >>On a repair shop door: > >>WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING.(PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T > >>WORK) > >> > >> > >> > > > > > > > > > > > _______________ > MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: > http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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