Guest guest Posted October 10, 2002 Report Share Posted October 10, 2002 Some choice items written by college students trying to fill in for not having studied: - "the airplane was invented and first flown by the Marx brothers." - "Hitler's instrumentality of terror was the Gespacho." - Noah's wife was Joan of Ark - Middle Eastern history was written by Florence of Arabia - The Soviets erected the Berlin Mall - . "The Germans took the by-pass around France's Marginal Line. This was known as the 'Blintz Krieg.' " - "The Boston Tea Party was held at Pearl Harbor." - "Americans . . . wanted no involvement in the French and Indian War because they did not want to fight in India." - "Moses was told by Jesus Christ to lead the people out of Egypt into the Sahaira [sic] Desert. The Book of Exodus describes this trip . . . including the Ten Commandments, various special effects and the building of the Suez Canal." - "Zorroastrologism was founded by Zorro. This was a duelist religion." - "During the Dark Ages it was mostly dark." - "Christianity was just another mystery cult until Jesus was born. The mother of Jesus was Mary, who was different from other women because of her immaculate contraption." - "The fall of empires has been a good thing, because it gives more people a chance to exploit their own people without outside interference" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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