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Some choice items written by college students trying to fill in

for not having studied:

 

- "the airplane was invented and first flown by the Marx

brothers."

 

- "Hitler's instrumentality of terror was the Gespacho."

 

- Noah's wife was Joan of Ark

 

- Middle Eastern history was written by Florence of Arabia

 

- The Soviets erected the Berlin Mall

 

- . "The Germans took the by-pass around France's Marginal Line.

This was known as the 'Blintz Krieg.' "

 

- "The Boston Tea Party was held at Pearl Harbor."

 

- "Americans . . . wanted no involvement in the French and Indian

War because they did not want to fight in India."

 

- "Moses was told by Jesus Christ to lead the people out of Egypt

into the Sahaira [sic] Desert. The Book of Exodus describes this

trip . . . including the Ten Commandments, various special

effects and the building of the Suez Canal."

 

- "Zorroastrologism was founded by Zorro. This was a duelist

religion."

 

- "During the Dark Ages it was mostly dark."

 

- "Christianity was just another mystery cult until Jesus was

born. The mother of Jesus was Mary, who was different from other

women because of her immaculate contraption."

 

- "The fall of empires has been a good thing, because it gives

more people a chance to exploit their own people without outside

interference"

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