Guest guest Posted November 10, 2002 Report Share Posted November 10, 2002 Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years. The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board looking over an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump. The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms. Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs. The third patient looks over the side and refusees to jump. "Congratulations! You're a free man. Just tell me why didn't you jump?" asks the doctor. To which the third patient answers, "Well Doc, I can't swim!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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