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* A synonym is a word you use in place of one you can't spell

* Gardens are not made by singing "Oh, how beautiful," and sitting in the

shade.

* Truth is an empty room furnished by each succeeding generation.

* People matter, matter doesn't.

* We exchange our time for objects in hopes of gaining something that will

endure.

* A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

* A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience

* One of the greatest victories you can gain over a man is to beat him at

politeness

* More things grow in the garden than the gardener sows.

* Everything is incredible, if you can skin off the crust of obviousness our

habit puts on it.

 

 

weird world

 

 

* I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I

hate plants

* The problem with political jokes is they get elected

* Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right

* It's a widely accepted fact that if your parents didn't have any children,

you won't either.

* Atheism is a non-prophet organization

* I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more

specific.

* If you torture data sufficiently, it will confess to almost anything.

* If the heart is only a muscle, is love just an exercise?

* When right becomes wrong what's left?

 

Found on a translators' website.

ys Bh Alexander

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