*The Tie*

[Guest guest]

Hare Krishna.

 

A man goes into a restaurant and the maitre'd stops him.

 

"Sorry sir, you need to wear a tie to enter".

 

So the man goes back to his car and looks around, but there's no necktie

to be found. So he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck,

ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle about.

 

He goes back to the restaurant, where the waiter says, "Well, OK, you

can come in......

 

.....Just don't start anything."

 

Hare Krishna --

 

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