Before you meet with God

[Guest guest]

A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of

Heaven

and said, "Before you meet with God, I thought I should tell you -- we've

looked at your life, and your really didn't do anything particularly good or

bad. We're not at all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you

did that can help us make a decision?"

 

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied, "Yeah, once I was

driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of

bikers. So I pulled over, got out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of

the bikers. He was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body

and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring out of his

nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or

they

would have to deal with me!"

 

"I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this happen?"

 

"About two minutes ago," replies the guy.