Metaphysical Downsizing

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One day a government worker was digging through his office drawers when

suddenly he came upon a magic lamp. He rubbed the lamp and out popped a

genie.

 

The genie asked, "What is your first wish?"

 

"I would like to be rich!" replied the worker.

 

And poof the man was surrounded by piles of money.

 

Since the worker knew the whole wish process, the genie didn't even have to

ask

for number two before he said, "My second wish is to be on an island with

beautiful women surrounding me and obeying my every command!" And poof, he

was

there.

 

Then the civil servant decided on his third wish, "I don't want to do any

work

ever again!" and poof he was back in his office.