85 year old couple

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> 85 year old couple

>

> An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, dies in a car

> crash. They had been in good health for the past ten years, mainly due to

> the wife's neurotic interest in health food.

>

> When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion,

> which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and master bath suite and

> Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed", the old man asked St. Peter, "How much

> is this going to cost us?"

>

> "Oh it's free," St. Peter replied, "everything in Heaven is free."

>

> Next they went out back to see the championship golf course the home backed

> on to. They would have golfing privileges every day, and each week the

course

> changed to a new one representing the great golf courses on earth.

> The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"

>

> "This is heaven," St. Peter replied, "you play for free."

>

> Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with all

the

> cuisine's of the world laid out. "How much to eat?" asked the old man.

> "Don't you understand yet?" St. Peter asked, "This is heaven, everything

is

> free!"

>

> "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods?" the old man asked?

>

> "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you

like

> and you never get fat and you never get sick," said St. Peter.

> "Remember, this is heaven."

>

> The old man scowled at his wife: "You and your damn bran muffins. I could

> have been here ten years ago!"