Guest guest Posted November 1, 2002 Report Share Posted November 1, 2002 I don't care WHO you are, quit walking on the water while I'm fishing! Photons have mass!? I didn't even know they were Catholic... A diagnostic is someone who doesn't know whether there are two gods. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. I am an agnostic pagan. I doubt the existence of many gods. I'm convinced God put me here to accomplish a certain number of things; right now, I'm so far behind I'll never die! He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at. ---Terry Pratchett, 'Small Gods' Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much. -- G.K. Chesterton I disbelieved in reincarnation in my last life, too. Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about? On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said: let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out. God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Sorry I missed church, I've been busy practicing witchcraft Every time someone predicts the date of the end of the world, God pushes the date back a little, just to be funny. "I don't question YOUR existence." ? God Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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