Guest guest Posted November 12, 2002 Report Share Posted November 12, 2002 A great scholar of religion dies and goes to God's reception to get judged. After waiting in a rather lenghty queue, he eventually gets to be interviewed by one of the angels. The angel asks for his name, occupation and details of his death. "Ah sir", said the angel, "you are difficult to judge because you never actually settled on a particular faith. Come with me to meet God Himself to seek advice." "Well that would be wonderful Mr Angel," replied the scholar, "To meet God face to face!" They walked down a long corridor towards a big door. "Often I have pondered over what God looks like and to which religious faith he is most connected to! Is He sectarian? Is He the Christian God, the Muslim God or the Hindu God, or is He a void? And how will this determine my eternal destiny, indeed, all our destinies?" The angel rang the doorbell. Standing their was God Himself, towering over and wearing a smile. His hair was neatly combed and he wore a long black coat and a tie. In his arms He carried copies of the "Watchtower" and "Awake!" magazines. "Oh s**t!" cried the scholar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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