*Things It Takes Most Of Us 50 Years To Learn*

[Guest guest]

Hare Krishna.

 

1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of

helicopters in it.

 

2. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests

you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from

her at that moment.

 

3. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age,

gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep

down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.

 

4. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

 

5. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never

want you to share yours with them (this doesen't include devotees).

 

6. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race

has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word

would be "meetings."

 

7. The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy

people who are not in them.

 

8. You should not confuse your career with your life.

 

9. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter/janitor, is not

a nice person.

 

10. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one

individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command.

Very often, that individual is crazy.

 

Hare Krishna --

 

your servant, Balarama Dasa