Santa on a shopping spree

[Guest guest]

Santa and Banta are visiting London for the first time. They see a sign

reading, "Suits Pound 15, Shirts Pound 2, Trousers Pound 3."

 

"Wow," says Banta. "we should snap up some of these bargains and sell them

at a

profit when we get home."

 

Santa agrees and they go into the shop. "Twenty suits, 50 shirts and 30

pairs

of trousers, please," says Santa to the assistant behind the counter.

 

"You're not from around here, are you?" said the assistant. "No," answered

Banta. "How did you know?"

 

The assistant replies, "This is a dry cleaners' shop."