Guest guest Posted February 4, 2003 Report Share Posted February 4, 2003 One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No problem God, oh Supreme Being, anything you want... after all, you're the big man around here." But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I want not just a couple of decks, . . I want 20 decks. One on top of the other". "20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK whatever you say. Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time?" "Yep, that's right, well . . sort of right . . this time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers. "Fish?", queries Noah "Yep, fish . . well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp - wall to wall, floor to ceiling -Carp!" Noah looks to the skies. "OK God, let me get this right, you want a New Ark, with 20 decks, one on top of the other...and you want it full of Carp?". "yes, " confirmed the Lord. "Why?" asks the perplexed Noah, who was slowly pullng his beard out. "Dunno", says God, "I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark..." ----------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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