Guest guest Posted February 28, 2003 Report Share Posted February 28, 2003 An INS Agent catches an illegal alien (chinese) while working in a Motel, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, I have to deport you to your home country right now." The chinese pleads with them, "No, noooo Senior, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The INS Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use 3 English words in a sentence". The chinese man of course agrees. The INS Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in one sentence." The chinese thinks really hard for about two minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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