From Crosswalk...

[Guest guest]

Hare Krishna.

 

*Seen Signs*

 

These signs might not communicate what was hoped for.

 

On a California freeway:

Fine for Littering

 

On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service:

Able to Do the Worst Possible Job

 

In a New York jewellery store:

Genuine Fauz Pearls

 

In a Kansas City oculist's office:

Broken lenses duplicated here

 

In a Boston fast-food parking lot:

Parking for Drive-Through Customers Only

 

Billboard on Florida highway:

If You Can't Read, We Can Help

 

On the Triborough Bridge in New York:

In Event of Air Attack Drive Off Bridge

 

On a Lockhart, Texas, gas station and minimart:

We're out of Rolaids, but we've got gas.

 

At the basketball court in a Gastonton, North Carolina, YMCA:

Anyone caught hanging from the rim will be suspended

 

On a Rapid City store:

Give That Bride a Good Case of Worms or Other Fine Bait

 

On the door of an Ellsworth, Maine, restaurant:

The Indian Trading Post will be closed for Yom Kippur

 

In a Grand Rapids restaurant:

Half baked chicken

 

In a Dayton barbershop:

During vacation of owner, a competent hair stylist will be here

 

On a Jacksonville, Florida, bookstore:

Rare, out-of-print, and nonexistent books

 

On a library in Marlboro, New Hampshire, honouring Robert Frost:

Frost Free Library

 

Hare Krishna --

 

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