Haircut

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"Women on Haircuts"

 

 

Woman 1: Oh! That haircut is so cute!

 

Woman 2: You think so? I wasn't sure when she was gave me

the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

 

Woman 1: Oh God no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my

hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm

pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

 

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable.

And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would

look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except

that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

 

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck!

Anything to take attention away from this two-by-four I have

for a shoulder line.

 

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would kill for

your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look

at my arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I

could get clothes to fit me so much easier. (etc...)

 

 

"Men on Haircuts"

 

 

Man 1: Haircut?

 

Man 2: Yeah.