Guest guest Posted January 17, 2003 Report Share Posted January 17, 2003 That's true...for some reason! You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. Every person has at least two single socks lying around. Your never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. The most embarrassing thing you can do as a school child is to call your teacher Mum or Dad. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every party or large function there is always a girl crying. Some days you see lots of people on crutches. Old women with mobile phones look wrong Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a frisbee. Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. You can't respect a man who carries a dog. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. Despite constant warning in parks etc, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. People who don't drive, slam car doors too hard You turned into a man on the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. Bricks are horrible to carry. In every plate of chips there is a bad chip ----------------------------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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