*Prayer Postions*

[Guest guest]

Hare Krishna.

 

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a

telephone repairman worked nearby.

 

"Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one.

 

"No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands

outstretched to Heaven."

 

"You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective prayer

position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor."

 

The repairman could contain himself no longer.

 

"Hey, fellas," he interrupted, "the best prayin' I ever did was hangin'

upside down from a telephone pole."

 

Hare Krishna --

 

your servant, Balarama Dasa