I wondered why...?

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I was thinking about how people seem to read the scriptures a whole lot more

as they get older; then it dawned on me . . ..they're cramming for their

final exam.

 

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and

forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

 

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we

supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the

postage stamps, then the postman can look for them while they deliver the

mail?

 

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the

others here for?

 

No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

 

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

 

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went

nuts.

 

If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose

 

 

Definition of a friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.

 

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