The Centipede

[Guest guest]

A single guy decides life would be more fun if he

had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the

owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After

some discussion, he finally bought a centipede,

(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box

to use for his house.

 

He took the box back home,

found a good location for the box, and decided he

would start off by taking his new pet to church with

him. So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would

you like to go to church with me today, we will have

a good time." But there was no answer from his new

pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few

minutes and then asked him again, "How about going to

church with me and receive blessings." But again,

there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he

waited a few minutes more, thinking about the

situation.

 

He decided to ask him one more time; this

time putting his face up against the centipede's house

and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to

church with me and learn about The Lord!"

 

 

 

 

A little voice came out of the box:..

"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my

shoes."