Bus Incident

[Guest guest]

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and

blurted out, "That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!"

 

Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle

seat

near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was

agitated and asked her what was wrong.

 

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

 

The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn’t say things to insult

passengers. He could be fired for that."

 

"You’re right," she said. "I think I’ll go back up there and give him a

piece

of my mind!"

 

"That’s a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."