Sales

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When a young salesman met his untimely end, he was informed that he had a

choice about where he would spend his eternity: Heaven or hell. He was

allowed to visit both places, and then make his decision afterwards.

 

"I'll see Heaven first," said the salesman, and an agel led through the

gates on a private tour. Inside it was very peaceful and serene, and all the

people there were playing harps and eating grapes. It looked very nice, but

the salesman was not about to make a decision that could very well condemn

him a life of musical produce.

 

"Can I see Hell now?" he asked. The angel pointed him to the elevatior, and

he went down to the Basement where he was greeted ny one of Satan's loyal

followers. For the next half hour, the slaesman was led through a tour of

what appeared to be the best hight nlubs he'd ever seen. People were

partying loudly, and having a Hell of a time.

 

When the tour ended, he was sent back up where the angel asked him if he had

reached a final decision. "Yes, I have," he replied. "As great as Heaven

looks and all, I have to admit that Hell was more of my kind of place. I've

decided to spend my eternity down there."

 

The salesman was sent to hell, where he was immediately thrown into a cave

and was chained to a wall, and he was subjected to various tortures. "When I

came down here for the tour," he yelled with anger and pain, "I was shown a

whole bunch of bars and parties and other great stuff! What happened?"

The devil replied, "Oh, that! That was just the Sales Demo."