What rules the world in simple two-cow terms

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Socialism: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.

 

Communism: You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides

you with milk.

 

Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes them and sells you the

milk.

 

Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one,

milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.

 

Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

 

Corporate: You have two cows. You sell one, force the other to produce the

milk of four cows and then act surprised when it drops dead.

 

Democracy: You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point that you

must sell them both in order to support a man in a foreign country who has

only one cow which was a gift from your government.

 

Krsna Consciousness: You have two cows, you milk them both, and if there is

excess, you either sell or trade off the remainder, engage both milk and

money in Krishna's loving service, and live simply the rest of your life.