Guest guest Posted June 15, 2003 Report Share Posted June 15, 2003 > > Good Homily quotes. > > Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited-until you try to sit in > their pews. > > Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers. > > It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one. > > The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes > come close. > > When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there. > > People are funny, they want the front of the bus, the middle of the road, > and the back of the church. > > Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on your front door > forever. > > Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong. > > The phrase that is guaranteed to wake up an audience: "And in > conclusion." > > If the church wants a better preacher, it only needs to pray for the one > it has. > > God Himself does not propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why > should you? > > To make a long story short, don't tell it. > > If your left hand doesn't know what your right hand is doing, you should > consider running for a job in Washington, DC. > > Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set. > > Peace starts with a smile. > > I don't know why some people change churches; > what difference does it make which one you stay home from? > > A lot of church members who are singing "Standing on the Promises" are > just sitting on the premises. > > We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. > > Outside of traffic, there is nothing that holds this country back as much > as > committees. > > Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them. > > Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. > > Don't put a question mark where God put a period. > > Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. > > Forbidden fruits create many jams. > > God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called. > > God grades on the cross, not the curve. > > God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over > "religious nuts!" > > God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. > > He who angers you, controls you! > > If God is your Copilot - swap seats! > > Prayer: Don't give God instructions - just report for duty! > > The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us. > > The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will > not protect you. > > We don't change the message, the message changes us. > > You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him. > > The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: > 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given. > > "Father, bless this person in whatever it is that You know he or > she may be needing this day. > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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