LETTER FROM A FARM KID

[Guest guest]

....NOW AT THE MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT IN SAN DIEGO.

 

Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine

Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick

before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because

you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I like to sleep

late.

Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and

shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to

split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not so

bad, there's warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon,

etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie

and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the

two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds you till noon

when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't

walk much.

We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks

to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A

"route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys

get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice, but awful

flat.

The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Captain is like

the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around and frown. They don't

bother you none. This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep

getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big

as a chipmunk head and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the

Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit

it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to

wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break

real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the

best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake.

He joined up the same time as me. But I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's

6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get

onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Gail