Bishop and the journalist.

[Guest guest]

It was rare for the smalltown to be visited by an archbishop and the

local journalist desperately wanted to out do the city reporters travelling

with cleric. At the presse conference , he popped the first question : "

Your grace will u be visiting the nightclubs ?"

Somewhat suprised , the archbishop said,"Are there any night clubs

here?"

Next morning , the town newspaper's banner screamed, "Archbishop's

First Words: Are There Any Nightclubs in This Town?"