Guest guest Posted September 4, 2003 Report Share Posted September 4, 2003 A doctor calls his patient to give him the results of his tests. "I have some bad news and some worse news." says the doctor. "The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live." "Oh, no," says the patient. "What could possibly be worse than that?" The doctor answers, "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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