_The Apostate's Lexicon_

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The following (from the Epscoplaians) could easily transpose onto ISKCON

just change the appropriate words.

 

 

_The Apostate's Lexicon_

 

(please add additional words you have encountered)

 

 

Accepting -- getting rid of any teaching about sin

 

Consensus -- agreeing with us.

 

Dialog -- an opportunity to delay and sap the enemy's energy, while

never actually listening to him.

 

Dogma -- opinion of a brain-dead superstitious reactionary

 

Evangelism -- getting more people in the pews to contribute money and

sign up for our social & sexual agenda

 

Experience -- source of all truth (provided it is freely and

subjectively interpreted)

 

Fundamentalist -- anyone who thinks that the Bible contains more than

pretty metaphorical stories and out-of-date and irrelevant bits of

outmoded beliefs

 

Integrity -- pro-sodomy & lesbian, gay, transexual, and pederast agendas

 

Loving -- approving of everyone's sins

 

Ministry - any activity, whether religious or secular, that the New York

Times would agree with.

 

Missionary -- representative of Integrity or other pro-apostasy group

being paid by PECUSA to visit backward nations and get them to update

their teaching to our liking.

 

Outreach - A synonym; see definition of "ministry." This is a particularly

handy word, since it can be combined with others to form impressive-sounding

phrases: e.g., "gay and lesbian outreach ministry").

 

Schismatic -- anyone remaining faithful to centuries of Christian

teaching and the views of the majority of Anglicans.

 

"Thinking Episcopalian" -- some one smart and self-important enough to

reject Biblical teaching and apostolic authority in favor of their own

ideas

 

Traditionalist -- evil reactionary member of a world-wide conspiracy

 

Unity -- ultimate goal of the institution, measured by keeping all the

property and having everybody contribute money

 

Welcoming -- never talk about sin