Guest guest Posted October 16, 2003 Report Share Posted October 16, 2003 A male senior citizen in Virginia just bought a brand new Mercedes=20 convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it up to 80 mph and enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down I-64 and floored it some more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and there was a highway patrol troope behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man,and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100-mph. Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing" and pulled over to the side of road and waited for the state trooper to catch up with him. The trooper pulled in behind the Mercedes and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in 30 minutes and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never= heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked back at the trooper and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Virginia State Trooper, and I thought you were bringing her back." The state trooper replied, "Sir, have a nice day." ( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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