Guest guest Posted October 26, 2003 Report Share Posted October 26, 2003 > > A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make > > me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good > > time like I am." > > ----------------------- > > > > A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. > > They were ready to discuss the last one. The teacher asked if anyone > > could tell her what it was. Susie raised her hand, stood tall, > > and quoted, "Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's > > wife." > > --------------------- > > > > After the christening of his baby brother in church, Jason > > sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His > > father asked him three times what was wrong. > > Finally, the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us > > brought up in a Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys." > > -------------------------------- > > > > I had been teaching my three-year old daughter, Caitlin, the > > Lord's Prayer for several evenings at bedtime, she would > > repeat after me the lines from the prayer. Finally, she decided > > to go solo. I listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each > > word right up to the end of the prayer: "Lead us not into >temptation," > > she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. Amen." > > ---------------------- > > > > And one particular four-year-old prayed, "And forgive us our > > trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in > > our baskets." > > ----------------------- > > > > A Sunday school teacher asked her children, as they were on > > the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in > > church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are > > sleeping." > > ---------------------- > > > > Six-year-old Angie and her four-year brother Joel were > > sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out > > loud.Finally, his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to > > talk out loud in church.Why? Who's going to stop me?" > > Joel asked. > > Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, "See those > > two men standing by the door? They're hushers." > > ----------------------- > > > > A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Michael 5, > > Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first >pancake. > > Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus > > were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first > > pancake, I can wait.' > > " Michael turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you > > be Jesus!" > > ----------------------- > > A father was at the beach with his children when the > > four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to >the > > shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what > > happened to him?" the son asked. > > "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad > > replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, > > "Did God throw him back down?" > > > > ----------------------- > > A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned > > to their six-year-old daughter and said, > > "Would you like to say the blessing?" > > "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say > > what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. > > The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on > > earth did I invite all these people to dinner. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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