The Clown Chakra

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The Clown Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under

one heading: Seriousness. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything

from Cancer to Reincarnation.

 

Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new source of

healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and

the throat chakra. It is called the Clown Chakra.

 

If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if their

relationship situation is the pits, if they are in ill health, if they have

a need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother, then obviously,

their Clown Chakra is closed.

 

When this happens, the scientists have observed under a high-powered

microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face, and when the

Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy

face.

 

The scientists realized that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has

projected guilt onto the cells of his body and has forced out the love that

is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore

saying, "I Lack Love," or "ILL" for short.

 

The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the

cells are out of ease or dis-eased.

 

When the Clown Chakra is opened and working (or rather, playing) properly,

the psychic mechanism sucks up misery, pain, anger, resentment, grievances,

unhappiness, etc., and converts the energy into tiny red heart-shaped

balloons. The red heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy.

 

These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cell or situation, and a happy

face appears instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is

gone. Sometimes these red heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due

to the fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling of separation

ends. They experience being back home with All That Is and hence are no

longer an orphan. This is the well-known end-orphan (endorphin) effect.

 

So, if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that

you visualize sending that person red heart-shaped balloons filled with Love

and Joy. Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open and remember to laugh.

 

Seriousness causes reincarnation.