Guest guest Posted May 2, 2004 Report Share Posted May 2, 2004 A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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