Guest guest Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 Blonde vs. Blonde A blonde female police officer pulled over a blonde gal in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walked up to the car and asked the blonde for her driver's license. The blonde convertible driver searched through her purse in vain. Finally she asked, "What does it look like?" The blonde police officer told her, "It's that thing with your picture on it." The blonde driver searched for a few more seconds, pulled out her compact, opened it, and sure enough, saw herself. She handed the compact to the blonde cop. After a few seconds of looking at the compact, the blonde cop rolled her eyes, handed the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and said, "If you would have told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over we could have avoided this whole thing." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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