another blonde joke

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Blonde Texas Highway Patrol Applicants !!!

 

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the

Texas Highway Patrol. The Detective conducting the interview looked at the

three of them and said, "so ya'll want to be a cop, eh?"

 

The blondes all nodded.

 

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a file folder.

Sitting back down, he opened it up and withdrew a picture and said, "to be a

detective, ya have to be able to detect, ya must be able to notice things

such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars, etc."

 

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew

it after about two seconds. "Now", he said, "did ya notice any

distinguishing features about the man?" The blonde immediately said, "yes I

did". "He only has one eye!"

 

The detective shook his head and said, "of course he only has one eye in

this picture, it's a profile of his face!" You're dismissed!

 

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

 

The detective then turned to the second blonde,stuck the photo in her face

for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "whatabout ya, notice anything

unusual or outstanding about this man?"

 

"Yes, he only has one ear!"

 

The detective put his head in his hand and exclaimed, "didn't ya hear what I

just told the other lady?This is a profile of the man's face! Of course

ya can only see one ear! You are excused, too!" The second blonde sheepishly

walked out of the office.

 

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said,

"this is probably a waste of time", but....he flashed the photo in her face

for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "all right, did ya notice

anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

 

The blonde said, "I did, this man wears contact lenses."

 

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at

some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled

expression and said, "you're absolutely right!... his bio says he wears

contacts! How in the world could ya tell that by looking at this picture?"

 

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "well, duh! With only one eye and one

ear he certainly can't wear glasses!"