Guest guest Posted April 7, 2004 Report Share Posted April 7, 2004 > > A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going > .home, however, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. > > When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on > his case and stayed on it. After a couple of hours of swearing and > screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. > > "How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of > days??!?"..... > > The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, > > "That would suit me just fine!!" > > Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday > went by and he still didn't see her. > > Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a > little out of the corner of his left eye. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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