Smartest Man in the World

[Guest guest]

A lawyer, a priest, and a young boy were in a plane that was going to crash,

yet they only had 2 parachutes. The lawyer proclaimed that since he was the

smartest man on the plane, that he deserved to survive. He took a chute and

jumped.

 

The priest looks and the young boy, and reflecting back on his life, told

the

young boy to take the last parachute since he had already lived a wonderful

and

full life.

 

The boy replied, "You can have the other chute because the smartest man on

this

plane just jumped out with my bookbag!"