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> Ole and Sven are bungee-jumping one day. Ole says to Sven, "You know, we

> could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.

> They don't have it there."

> Ole thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy

> everything they'll need; a tower, elastic cord, insurance, etc.They travel

> to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the

> tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to

> watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd they

> thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration.

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> So Sven jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back

> up Ole notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Ole

> isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up

> again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Ole misses him. Sven

> falls again and bounces back up. This time he comes back pretty messed up,

> he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

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> Luckily, Ole finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was

> the cord too long?"

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> Barely able to speak, Sven gasps, "No, the Bungee cord was fine. It was

> the crowd. What the heck is a pinata?"

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