Roadside Church Sings Across America

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Hare Krishna Devotees,

 

Please accept my humble obeisances. All glories to Srila Prabhupada!

 

The following are some amusing excerpts from a book a friend of mine has

called "Roadside Church Sings Across America." I believe these are actual

billboards.

 

 

 

Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

 

 

 

Soul food served here.

 

 

 

Tense about the future? God is always present.

 

 

 

In case of nuclear attack, a ban on praying schools is lifted.

 

 

 

No time to pray makes you easy prey.

 

 

 

A person who can kneel before God can stand up to anything.

 

 

 

Download your worries-get on line with God.

 

 

 

God is always on line. No busy signal!

 

 

 

God answers knee mail.

 

 

 

To hear God's voice, turn down the world's volume.

 

 

 

Lord, help me be the person my dog thinks I am.

 

 

 

Do you spell your best friend's name D-O-G or G-O-D?

 

 

 

God answers prayers-not advice.

 

 

 

We become like what we worship.

 

 

 

No God, no peace, know God, know peace.

 

 

 

Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future.

 

 

 

God loves you whether you like it or not.

 

 

 

Come in and pray today, beat the Christmas (or Janmastami!) rush.

 

 

 

I'm a fool for Christ (Krishna). Whose fool are you?

 

 

 

There's no business like soul business.

 

 

 

Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.

 

 

 

Be an organ donor, give your heart to God.

 

 

 

You know that 'love thy neighbor' thing? I meant it-God.

 

 

 

Big Bang Theory? You've got to be kidding-God.

 

 

 

 

Your servant,

 

Hari Puja dasi