Guest guest Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 > > I AM forwarding this article ABOUT SMOKING > > > > > GOOD NEWS !!! > > > > > > > > PLEASE DO SMOKING AND WIN THE PRIZES > > > > 1ST PRIZE -----------------DEATH > > > > 2ND PRIZE -----------------CANCER > > > > 3 RD PRIZE ---------------- ULCER > > > > 4TH PRIZE -----------------ASTHMA > > > > 5TH PRIZE -----------------COUGH > > > > > > > > CONSOLATION PRIZE:- TEARS OF YOUR RELATIVES > > > > > > > > TOTAL VALUE OF PRIZE -------YOUR VALUABLE LIFE > > > > TICKET VALUE ------------------- 1 RUPEE 25 PAISE EACH > > > > TICKET AVAILABLE--------------ANY SALES SHOP(PAN-BIDI) > > > > CHIEF GUEST----------------------- HON'BLE MR.YAMARAJA > > > > VENUE OF LOTTERY -------------CREMATION GROUND(SAMSHAN GHAT) > > > > > > COMMUNICATION CENTRE--- NEAREST HOSPITAL > > > > DATE OF LOTTERY------------ WHEN YOU WILL DIE(SUBJECT TO CHANGE) > > > > > > > > > > N.B. FOR MORE INFORMATION PLEASE CONTACT:--- > > > > > > > > OFFICE OF THE YAMARAJA, > > > > BLOCK - SMOKING, TOP FLOOR, > > > > PARALOK BHAVAN, > > > > 420, AKASH-PATAL ROAD, > > > > THE HELL. > > > > MOBILE: (000) 1234567890I. > > > > E-MAIL: anysalesshop (AT) yamaduta (DOT) hell > > > > WEBSITE: www.dosmoking.com > > > > ***** > > > > Ram Nam Satya Hain ! > > > > Bolo Hari Hari Bol !! > > > > > > > > HURRY UP!!!!!! OFFER VALID: TILL YOU SMOKE TO DEATH. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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