Plane flight

[Guest guest]

No hard feelings please, the following is just a joke... OK?

 

 

 

As plane was flying over the Atlantic Ocean it flew into a terrible

storm and then a lightning destroyed one of the engines, setting it on fire.

The plane started falling towards the ocean. The passengers were screaming

while stewardesses were trying to calm them down and make them sit down and

fasten their seat-belts.

 

In all that commotion one young woman stood up and started yelling.

"I don't want to die yet! I'm not ready! I still didn't get all I wanted to

get in my life! I had a number of lovers throughout my life but none of them

made me feel like a woman! It's the only thing I want right now! Is there

anyone here who can make me feel like a woman before I die?"

 

Commotion stopped, all the passengers stopped screaming, and all the

eyes were on her. Dead silence. All of a sudden, a deep, really masculine

voice is heard from the front of the plane, "I CAN."

 

Everybody looked in that direction, and then, a young man stood up

and turned around. 6 feet tall, long blond curly hair and a pair of deep

blue eyes. He looked as if he had just came down from the covers of the top

model magazines, and he started walking down the isle towards the girl.

 

As he was walking he was slowly taking his shirt off, one button at

a time, uncovering his chest and abdomen, and revealing his superb

musculature. Everyone stopped breathing.

 

As he was getting closer and closer to the girl she was breathing

faster and faster. By the time he came to where she was standing, not

blinking her eyes as she was looking at his body, he completely took his

shirt off, and then while holding the shirt in his hand he reached out to

her with the same hand and said softly, almost whispering, "Iron it."

 

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