Guest guest Posted January 3, 1999 Report Share Posted January 3, 1999 A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?" The housewife replies: "Four!" The accountant says: "I think it`s either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time." The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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